Let's Be Less Stupid and Old - The New Yorker
No, not salt, but like salt but supposedly better for you because it doesn’t have salt in it. 2. What’s that thing that you put in the thing. The thing you take pictures with. That thing. What’s the thing you put inside that. Which is the good one, and by good one I mean the bad one that’s not fun. No Salt salt substitute. “Film” is not accepted. Get with it. 3. Honda Accord. Half a point for Harvey Keitel or James Caan. I thought you put it there. Scoring: One point for every correct answer. 1-3: Same age as Father Time’s uncle. Fun with Math: Word Problems 1. The Pomegranates are remodelling their bathroom. The contractor promises that he and his assistant, Drago, can do the job in fifteen days. Drago works three times as fast as the contractor. On Day Two, Drago is stricken with a hangnail and cannot work. The contractor hires Buster and Lester, who together can work one-fourth as fast as Drago worked. Buster and Lester put the toilet in upside down. Source: www.newyorker.com
