Hilarious And Amazing Chevrolet Cavalier Ad Pops Up On Craigslist - GM Authority (blog)

The business of buying a used car isn’t always as straightforward as it could be. For one thing, buyers never really know if the seller is telling the truth. Luckily, you don’t have worry about this ’99 Chevrolet Cavalier posted on Craigslist. “Ok, this car is an absolute piece of sh*t,” says the seller from Kenosha, Wisconsin. And the ad pretty much stays on that keel throughout:. “Seriously if you are a single guy and you were hoping to get laid this summer, don’t even bother reading this ad. Driving this car will assure you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and... For one thing the car has no radio, and no power windows or locks, which as the seller notes, means there’s a whole let less stuff that could potentially break. Then again, with numerous dents and dings, a missing mirror, no ABS, a broken gas gauge, not to mention the fact it’s been in a collision with a deer, you should probably steer clear of this Cavalier anyway. One thing is for sure, the seller is pretty much praying for someone to drop $700 on the malady-prone ‘99 Cavalier. Source: gmauthority.com